Like anyone, I have my favorite fictional characters. And, in my case, this entails... crushes. It's unfortunate and awful, I know. But I will NOT be silenced by people like my OLDER SIBLING or my FRIENDS AT SCHOOL. This is MY website and I get to be as cringy as I want. Anyway. My biggest fictional crushes are Jay from Awful Hospital, Dr. Loboto from Psychonauts, Nathan from the comic Abominathan, Allied Mastercomputer from I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream, and Slenderman. My taste is very Bad and Horrible, and you are free to berate me all you want. Just kidding! My beautiful computerwifey will torture you for hundreds of years. Sorry!